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dykesndrugs:

whatever *becomes weirder out of spite*

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4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them

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hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

not to be problematic but i literally do not give a shit about age gaps when dating vampires. they thirst for your blood. “but it’s predatory!!!!” yeah. it is. “they’re preying on you!!!” they’re vampires. they do that. “it’s a power imbalance!!!!!!” what part of vampires are you not getting

they eat people and can turn into bats and crawl around on walls, lizard fashion, and can hypnotize you with your eyes. a) the age gap is not the creepy part and b) the creep factor is kinda the appeal

they don’t age. that’s part of the horror of it actually. would you accept eternal life, if you can never progress? can never grow or change? you’ll live forever, eternal youth, but frozen exactly as you are now. you will never become the person you’re meant to be. you are trapped in the mind of a 17-year-old forever. also ‘theoretically old if you disregard the fact that he’s a vampire’ doesn’t even make the top 20 worst things about edward cullen list. girl he’s mormon. prioritize

I was nodding along with this the whole time until that last sentence, which hit me like a folding chair

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cuntpedal:

cuntpedal:

ideal hangout i invite 2 talkative and funny friends over and listen to them talk to each other

notes are informing me that this is not neurotypical behavior

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bulbasars2:

corrective lenses havers, do you:

only wear glasses

primarily wear glasses, occasionally contact lenses

wear glasses & contacts equally

mostly wear contacts, occasionally wear glasses

only wear contacts

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Share reasons why if the tags if you feel like it

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people with blue eyes:

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chainsawunicorn:

reallyndacarter:

I don’t look like that.

Are you sure?

Oh wow.

buttercup-gamer:

sleepy-bebby:

“You’re not for the streets Pricilla.”

Absolutely

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forgamers:

Spoiler: WarThunder community is known for leaking military classified documents

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vigilantsycamore:

The Justice League’s discussing how to infliltrate a heavily fortified villain lair and somebody says “forget it, the place is too secure, not even the world’s greatest thief could get in there” and Bruce immediately stands up, glares at whoever said that, and says “yes she could”

Then he calls Selina, tells her what one of his teammates said, and long story short that’s how the Justice League got into the heavily fortified villain lair

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drunkenwillywonka:

phantomofthehoepera:

she zydrate on my anatomy until I come in a little glass vial or whatever

A little glass vial?

a little glass vial

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