shinobi-of-risks:

OOC: I am so sorry everyone

shinobi-of-risks:

OOC: I am so sorry everyone

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Anonymous said: i want everything from 1 to 60. y e s do it, senpai. DO IT.

why do you do this to me kohai


cut for ridic length.

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whatdoihavetolosebygettingthis:

better go to sleep more like better masturbate so i can fall asleep amirite?

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This is the most unique one I've seen, please ask

  • 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
  • 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  • 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  • 4) What do you think about most?
  • 5) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  • 6) Do you have any strange phobias?
  • 7) What's your religion?
  • 8) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  • 9) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  • 10) What was the last lie you told?
  • 11) Do you believe in karma?
  • 12) What does your URL mean?
  • 13) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  • 14) Who is your celebrity crush?
  • 15) How do you vent your anger?
  • 16) Do you have a collection of anything?
  • 17) Are you happy with the person you've become?
  • 18) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
  • 19) What's your biggest "what if"?
  • 20) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
  • 21) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
  • 22) Smell the air. What do you smell?
  • 23) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
  • 24) Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
  • 25) To you, what is the meaning of life?
  • 26) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  • 27) What was the last movie you saw?
  • 28) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
  • 29) Do you have any obsessions right now?
  • 30) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  • 31) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  • 32) What is your astrological sign?
  • 33) What's the last thing you purchased?
  • 34) Love or lust?
  • 35) In a relationship?
  • 36) How many relationships have you had?
  • 37) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  • 38) Where is your best friend?
  • 39) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  • 40) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  • 41) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  • 42) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  • 43) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  • 44) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  • 45) How can I win your heart?
  • 46) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  • 47) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  • 48) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  • 49) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word "heart."
  • 50) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
  • 51) What is your current desktop picture?
  • 52) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  • 53) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
  • 54) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  • 55) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  • 56) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  • 57) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  • 58) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  • 59) Ever been on a plane?
  • 60) Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
  • PLEASE?

Anonymous said: you are my favourite senpai (°⌣°)

:3

I wonder who this could be~

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things I have googled because of role-play

• “modern russian military dress uniform”
• “how much blood is in a human skull”
• “contents of a police cruiser”
• “antisocial personality disorder”
• “chivalric code”
• “common japanese surnames”
• “history of lima, ohio”
• “weight of a maglite flashlight”
• “how long would the electricity stay on in case of a city-wide crisis”

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What gay men give to the world.  A-yup.

On the second one.

There’s this one gay club I go to that actually has a problem of straight guys going there to dance with girls.  I guess these guys don’t understand that girls can also be gay, because they assume that any girls at the club are there with their gay guy friends.

So one night I was out on the dance floor, and I see this guy.  He’s like over six-foot, at least, all beefed-up, muscle shirt, looks kindof like a douchebag.  And he’s just circling the dance floor, in one continuous loop, looking at the crowd like a predator, and it’s creeping me the fuck out.

It’s creeping me out enough that I don’t immediately realize what’s going on nearby.  Some girl has attracted one of the Assholes, who has proceeded to begin grinding on her.  She’s pushing him away, telling him to get lost.  He’s pulling that whole, “come on, don’t be a bitch” spiel, and generally just not getting the message.

BAM.  Suddenly, the prowling guy swoops in, like some sort of Gay Avenger.  He shoves himself between the girl and the Asshole, grabs the Asshole by the hips, and starts dirty dancing him like a God-damned fuck machine.  Asshole completely flips his shit, like how DARE another man try to dance with him at a GAY BAR???, starts spitting curses, and tears ass off the dance floor and out onto the sidewalk.

The Gay Avenger turns back to the girl, inclines his head in an, “are you okay?” sort of gesture.  She nods, and he returns to his previous position of circling the dance floor, looking for his next target.

Told this story to some guys upstairs.  Apparently Gay Avenger is a regular there.

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why everybody gotta hate on Deidara’s arms

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goldtriforce:

THE WORST FEEL IS WANTING A VIDEO GAME THAT YOU DON’T HAVE A CONSOLE FOR

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shamusiel:

SEND ME A  ♪ I WILL PUT MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND GIV E YOU A SONG AND MY FAVORITE LINE FROM IT

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